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DA BIG BERT PLANS · KLASSIFIED (NOT ANYMORE)

ENTER­BERTAIN­MENT

Bert started as a bird. Den a koin. Now Bert is bekoming a XRPL ENTERBERTAINMENT projekt. Dis website? Dis is Phase 1. Da nest. Da warm up. Da egg before da egg.

PLAY PHASE 1 NAO
PHASE 1U R HERE

DA NEST

Da Bert Hom. 20+ free browser games, Pixl War, da Bertsearch Lab, meems, giffs, strems, lore. All bilt by da Berthren.

PHASE 3█████

DA FLOK FLIES

Bert has bigger plans. Bert is not allowed 2 say. Bert already sed 2 much. ████ ███ ███████ ██ ████

UR_BERT_PROFILE.EXE (PREVIEW)
WALLITr??????????? (not konnected) BERT RANKEGG

Dis is wat Bert alredy knos about u (saved in dis browser only, 4 now). In Phase 2 it moves 2 ur profile so u never lose it:

WAT_U_GET.TXT
  • 1 LOGIN, ALL GAMES. Ur XRPL address = ur Bert ID. No passwords. No emails. Just bird.
  • UR BERT PROFILE. Name, PFP (ur Berthren NFTee looks gud here), rank, badges, bragging rites.
  • PROGRESS DAT STICKS. High skores, tycoon eggs, Bertagotchi, pixls placed. Saved 2 u, on any device.
  • BETTER GAMES. Bigger, faster, dumber, more Bert. Leaderbords. Da flok vs da jeets.
  • NEVER UR KEYS. Bert will never ask 4 ur seed or secret. Any1 who does is a jeet. Block dem.

Plans r plans. Featurs and dates may change. Nuthin here is finanshul advise. Bert is bird.