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DA BOOK OF BERT

DEV_STATUS.TXT (important. reed dis.)

DEV GOT SIK. DA KOMMUNITY HOLD DA EGG TIL HE IZ HELFY AGEN.

Da dev who hatched Bert got sik and had 2 step bak. He did not rug. He did not jeet. He iz just not wel. So da Berthren r sittin on da egg 4 him: strems, meems, lore and dis hole site. Wen he iz helfy agen, da egg iz rite here, stil warm.

Get wel soon dev. Bird stay. Bawk.

DA SKRIPTURE

  1. Bert is bird. Bird is Bert.
  2. No sell, only fly.
  3. WE BUILT THIS. Bert by Bert.
  4. Bert no make rule. Bert is rule.
  5. Bert is more than a coin. It’s the untold story of you making it.
  6. Fly high is a mindset.
  7. Berts are not born. They are made.
  8. Inside you there are two Berts. They are both birds.
  9. Ceci n’est pas une oiseau.
  10. The day the egg is laid is not the day you eat the tendie.
  11. If Bert searcheth. Bert findeth.
  12. Do unto Berts as you would have them do unto Berts.
  13. Where there is a BERT, there is a way.
  14. If you’re still journeying with me, thank you for your courage.

DA TIMELINE

21 OCT 2024Launch day (per da Bert Coin card). 950M supply. Issuer blackholed. (KOMMUNITY KLAIM: VERIFY)
23 OCT 2024First X vid: “Just wait until exchanges start buying Bert for listings..”
19 NOV 2024“New Bertsite, who dis?” First Bert website.
28 NOV 2024First Bert Space. “Bert cabal public.” Also: Happy Bertsgiving.
1 DEC 2024“The real phoenix has fly high from the ashes..”
15 JAN 2025Click game launch. “CLICK BERT. GO NOW!!”
24 JAN – 4 FEB 2025Da origin trilogy: The Creation → Subject 589 → The grand finale.
31 JAN 2025“3333 Berthren on our coqs.” NFT PFPs announced.
1 FEB 2025Cooking with Bert: how me make Fly High Juice.
25 APR 2025“Bert out goblin town. Fly high season start. NOW.”
5 MAY 2025“The Highest Bird”: Bert mek music. Top post ever (~46K views).
6 MAY 2025Berthren mint live on @biddsonxrpl. 25% gone in 15 min.
12 JUN 2025Bert Strem celebrates Joey Wallet on Android.
JUL – SEP 2025Da JoelKatz adventures. They fly, we high.
30 AUG 2025Bert Meems Telegram channel created. Da coop rebilt.
18 SEP 2025BERT WORLD RESERVE CURRENCY. (x3)
20 – 23 OCT 2025Da Egg Saga, 5 parts. Who came first? Still unknown.
31 DEC 2025HAPPY NEW BERT YEAR (x3)
11 SEP 2026“I am Bertdalf the White, and I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.”
???Bert was da first XRPL meme listed on an exchange (kommunity klaim). (KOMMUNITY KLAIM: VERIFY)

ENEMIES OF BERT

All fictional. All getting egged. Practise in EGG DA JEETS.

FLY HIGH JUICE

Nutrishun Fakts

Serving size 1 bird
Servings per can ∞
Kalories589
Hopium 420%
Kopium 0g
Green Kandles 69g
Paper Hands 0mg
Fly high
Sell not found
Ingredients: bird, juice, more bird, a feather (for flavor). May cause flying. Not finanshul advise. Fix all problem.
Fly High Juice cans

BERT DIKSHUNARY

Berthren: holders. frens. flok.Bertliever: wun who BertlieveBertillionaire: end goalJeet: paper hands. da enemy.Bertsearch: DYOR but birdpre-rich: rich, but not yetFly High Juice: fix all problemgoblin town: where FUD livmonke: rival. sumtimes fren.lock in: stop dilly dallyRambert: Bert, but angryCreggBert: do not askBertsgiving: holiday. eat tendie.BERT BALL Z: canoneggnancial advise: not finanshul advise589: da numbrstrem: stream. bert no fix.HOM: homechicken hole: go deepercoqs: … NFTs
Bert's Constant whiteboard
BERT_FAQ.TXT (frequently asked kwestions)
Wat is $BERT?

$BERT (Bert the Bird) is a kommunity meme token on da XRP Ledger (XRPL). Bert is bird. Bird is Bert. No roadmap, only fly.

Who runs Bert now?

Da Berthren. Da dev got sik, so da kommunity hold da egg til he iz helfy agen: strems, meems, lore and dis site.

How do I buy BERT?

Get an XRPL wallit (Xaman, Joey Wallet), add sum XRP, den swap for BERT on First Ledger or xMagnetic. Always chek da issuer: rpwAnF1mMZRszxdinETFHwzGQiPgsv3jHR.

Wat is da BERT issuer and supply?

Issuer: rpwAnF1mMZRszxdinETFHwzGQiPgsv3jHR. Kurrency kode: 4245525400000000000000000000000000000000. Supply about 950M, issuer blackholed (per First Ledger).

Where r da Bert strems?

Live on X from @thebertcoin. Chart reeding, meem makin, fly high juice nites and Bertday speshuls. Best bits go on da STREMS page.

Is dis finanshul advise?

No. Is bird advise. DYOR (Do Ur Own Bertsearch). Crypto is risky, meem koins extra risky. Only use wat u can lose.